(Source: Good Fucking Design Advice)
I recently came across this design advice website that has the funniest pledge along with the best lines and principles. Along with some profanity thrown in here and there, they really do provide sound advice for design students and design professionals. As a design student myself I truly love and appreciate how much help there is, if you actively ask for it. I'm also loving the humour thrown in with the occasional, or frequent, swearing the website provides with each sound design principle.
Check out there site here! It's good for a bit of a laugh too :)